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They are so little how can the do any harm
...don;t believe that for a second. Last year one of the crew started making baby demons. Fun and creative, they look cute hanging around the abbey. So we taught how to make them at HAuNTcon and West Coast Haunters Convention this past year. And then she made some more. They are adorable.
They are putting blood in the ice cream
(shaking my head) Oh Portland, you never cease to entertain me. We really are a group of weird people. And I love you. Even when you do something silly like put blood pudding in your ice cream. I kid you not. Salt & Straw (a local Portland fav for ice cream) has announced it's Halloween flavors. And you guessed it, one of them has blood in it. Some days it is really good to be vegetarian. I give you Dracula's Blood Pudding . The ice cream includes real blood. For those of you that do no know what blood pudding is.....that is what google is for. It is disgusting, trust me. If that is not enough they say it has a 'hint of chicken liver' OMG - you have got to be fucking kidding me!!!!! Who would do something like that to ice cream?!?!? (sound of frog queen get out of her chair and running away) I am back now, good thing my office is close to the bathroom. I think I just lost my appetite for ice cream for the rest of my...
It might seem like a good idea
to get me bath stuff. Because if you know me, you know that I have a large soaking tub upstairs that I basically live in in the winter time. Love me a bubble bath. But I hate cheap bath products. Those crappy gift sets they sell at Christmas....yeah, no. I really only love one bath product....well maybe two. My favorite by far is Lush bubble bars. Where is this going....... Look! They got new Halloween stuff in stock! Pumpkin - Bath Bomb Bath-o'-lantern Monsters' Ball - Bath Bomb Multicolored mutant Sparkly Pumpkin - Bubble Bar Transform bath time into a ball Boo - Luxury Bath Melt One spicy spirit I am a big fan of the bubble bars and bath melts so I will be getting several of both. I have tried the sparkly pumpkin, I heard you gasp! 'The frog queen touched something sparkly? Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?*" It comes wrapped in plastic. So I am safe....
I keep telling myself
that there has to be a perfectly good explanation for this. I tell myself.......I will not dial 911 , There is no one in the house.....I imagined it. ...but I still cannot get out of my mind that as clear as day, I heard two men talking, and it sounded like they were in the house. I am still surprised at how much it startled me. I have been working at home for years now, and never really worried about being safe in the house.....so I must be making this up. Here is what happened. So, I am working on some Etsy/Put a Skull On It, stuff in the basement, and I am just about to head upstairs for something. Then I hear it...... ......very short exchange of words from two guys......' something, something ' then "okay, yeah". I am home alone all day, so I know there is no one in the house. I am not expecting any repair people until tomorrow. Even though I know I imagined it. I had to. I am a little wary going up the stairs. This is silly, I te...
So it appears that I rather be killed by and axe murder
then walk through a spider web. Last night I had a nightmare. I am just walking through a hedge maze at night during a full moon, as most people do, and all of a sudden I see this HUGE web and spider in my path...... ......okay, that is not true, it just sounds better that what really happened, I kid you not, I was walking through the maze and then out of the corner of my eye I see a spider kinda hanging in front of me off to my left. Not a particularly big spider mind you, now that I think about it I am not sure if it was a spider, could have been a small leaf or something..... .....I could have walked around it, or at least tried, but I turned back, just in case it jumped on me (shudder) or something. Just to be safe. I turn around and there is a guy running full tilt at me with an axe....again, not true, it was a shovel, but an axe sounds better that what really happened . Anyway, I turn back around and see the tiny spider, then back around to the axe...