Frog on the Pumpkin

afraid of spiders (In the Frog Queens English spider=monster) Oh yes, big ones, small ones, black ones, green ones, hanging ones, crawling ones, plastic ones, invisible ones (you know, the one you know is crawling all over you because you just walked through a web?) This the monsters/spider season in my garden. Lots of spiders, all different kinds, but mostly, they are light orangey with a bit of yellow when the sun hits them, kind of a goldenish orange.....to put it short - they match my hair color. Stop laughing! So, my special hell consists of my "invisible" spiders actually turning out to not being my hair blowing in the breeze, but a evil spider monster the size of a dime that wants to eat my brain! At least that must be what I am thinking of when I start screaming like a little girl. (Actually husband will tell you that I have a very distinct "spider scream") I have arachnophobia , I admit it, there is no denying. I actually had to sit down because I felt fa...

It's here the post that you have all been waiting for Speaking of the devil, the real, actual devil. :) The John Tesh post reminded me about the one person I wish would burst into flames, get taken by the "rapture", anything, just get his sorry ass of this planet, and into the spirit world he claims to be so familiar with. If you know me, and some of you do. You know of whom I speak John Edward - the Crossing Over guy. His name can drive me into a rant faster than...well, anything I can think of right now :) He cannot talk to dead people. I thought Houdini took care of this kind of nonsense years ago. I would say I apologize if any of you believe his bullshit, but I am not sorry for offending you. I am sorry for you. :) This man is a fraud . His "gift" can be explained...... It is called " cold reading " (or warm reading if you studio is micro phoned well :) You can do it too, just buy books on it, go to websites and learn a few short tricks and you to...

You can't go wrong with a zombie reference. more cat pictures Well, at least in my book.

Okay, all I can say is that I am in a very unhappy place right now. And I am trying all the usual crap to get out.....it is just a state of mind and all. Yes, I read The Secret, well, skimmed through it if you must know. Let's just say "choosing to be happy" has worked better before. :) So I promise that I will be back very soon, cause I don't want to post anything while I am feeling worthless. BTW - check out DavisGraveyard .com for cool picture of our highly successful (fun) tombstone making class later tomorrow (we got even more photos!!!) That is a happy thing. So I will leave you with this image, it explains me right now p-e-r-f-e-c-t-l-y! http://bunny-comic.com/?id=567 Yes, we all should be scared :)

Monty Phython - parody more cat pictures

I know I promised you "worse than John Tesh" or something like that, well, I am going to disappoint you.....I will share this story instead. The other day when I was getting my flowered toe nails at my local salon - I ran into the Mrs. Southeast Portland. It was a disturbing - sometimes I forget where it is I live. It was just me in the salon, so they asked me what I wanted to watch on the big plasma TVs? "Just a blank screen is fine with me," I said, they laughed. They thought I was kidding. I don't watch TV, so I drew a complete blank and said "the news", because I am a radio or music type person, I only listen to NPR and on occasion KNRK. (BTW- thanks to my friends in Ashland Tom & Pat who kept us connected to NPR from Ashland to Medford on our last trip to Southern Oregon - otherwise Jeff and I would have to talk, to each other!) Back to. . . I was only half watching the news (something to do with flowers on my toe nails...no!!!) and I heard th...