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This is not even remotely funny

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http://m.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/10/toyota-is-recalling-more-than-800-000-cars-because-spiders/280694/ Toyota Is Recalling More Than 800,000 Cars Because of Spiders Shutterstock/ Chris Godfrey Photography Toyota has announced that  it is recalling  870,000 of its vehicles , among them Camrys, Venzas, Avalons, and hybrids with owners  spread across  the U.S., Canada, Mexico, and 16 other countries. Airbags, it seems, have been spontaneously deploying on some of those vehicles across makes and model years—a state of affairs that can range from the merely annoying to the legitimately life-threatening. Power steering, even more ominously, may also be affected. As may cars' warning lights. The difficulty stems, Toyota believes, from a problem with a part included in the cars' elaborate air-conditioning systems. Water from the cars' condensers has been leaking onto the airbags' control modules, which seems in ...

An odd sort of graveyard

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If anyone remembers my abandoned haunted ride run....this is in the same vein.  I love this Facebook page that features abandoned places in Japan. This one really creeped me out. It is a temple, that turned out to be a scam.   They were taking money from people to protect the souls of the dead, rooms filled with "spirit tablets"  They promised to pray over them and protect them....then he disappeared. Here is what is left of the shrine and the pictures are nothing short of beautiful.  I know it is not technically a graveyard.  But it is close enough for me. Here is the link to the photo gallery . Definitely like the Facebook page, so many amazing photos.  Haikyo.org   Here are some amazing pictures!

The 2013 Gallery begins

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We have started to put pictures in of the 2013 display .  More to follow!

Please tell me this is not happening!!

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50 Shades of Gray costume.....I think I have to go throw up now :D

I always listen to the pumpkin

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Best Halloween decorating tips EVER!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tips-for-decorating-your-home-for-halloween,34150/ Tips For Decorating Your Home For Halloween Taping an inexpensive skeleton or pumpkin cutout to your door is the perfect way to let neighbors know you don’t have your life together. It’s actually really easy to make cobwebs by dying your hair white and ripping it out. Have you considered a large air-blown inflatable lawn decoration of a jack-o’-lantern or black cat? Ugh, what the fuck is wrong with you? Glue some googly eyes to a Styrofoam coffee cup to make your own creepy coffee creature! Hire a maid from a cleaning service and then lock her in a closet. Her kicks and screams will provide a festively “spooktacular” soundtrack to your Halloween party. A great prank on trick-or-treaters is to dress as an inert decorative scarecrow in a rocking chair on your porch, then when children come to the door, spring from the chair swinging kitchen knives and scream “I’m going to drag you to fucking H...

You have got to be sh*tting me!

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Who...what....WHY!!!!?!?!?!? I have no words for this.....

To keep them out

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You will need a fence....not just any fence.  A fence with cool columns. These are some of the photos of our columns and fencing class this year.  Was a fun class......it is really easier than it looks!  Everyone did a great job!

Tell me this is not real!!!

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This is one of the scariest things I have ever seen!!!

I made the worst trim in history

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The abbey was planned to be a three year project, so here we are on year three and I am finally removing the awful time that we put on most of the doors and windows. We had spent so much time building the structure that the trim really was an after thought. I am much happier that it is gone now....new trim pieces in the works.

Que the Spinal Tap music

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So earlier this year one of our favorite students referred someone to us that needed a Stonehenge facade.  It is a local card company called Stonehenge Designs here in Portland.  They needed it for a show and thought we could help. Yeah, we can do that. The design is actually based on the real stones - cause we are that good. We used our magnet technique so that they would connect together and also so they could be magnetized to the booth.  We are a clever group. Since it was foam, it needed a crate to ship it to the shows....husband created these great plywood crates. Of course it has our logo....and I was nice enough to cut there logo out for a stencil also. Lot of fun and something a little different.  Now, if someone would pay us to do a life-size Stonehenge!

Free foam to good home

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The Davis Graveyard build season is coming to an end....we set up in 2 weeks!!!  So as usual we have a lot of scrap foam to get rid of.  If you are in the area email me at chris@davisgraveyard.com and arrange to pick it up. For the last two years I have had people show up in a car swearing they can fit all the foam in the car....I watched as they broke up big pieces of foam that could have been used for a big project, so they would fit in their car...only to find that almost half of the foam did not fit. And despite their promises to come get the rest of it that night or the next day, neither have.  So sorry, they have ruined it for the rest of you. You must have a truck or van or two (that arrive at the same time) SUVs in order to pick this up. If you arrive in a car claiming ninja-like foam packing skills......not buying it. Hope everyone is having a great build season!

I have lost you all

I go into blogger to check on you wonderful blog friends.....and blogger says that I am "not currently following any blogs" - right, I just hit the wrong button and this is a big mistake! No....still "not following any blogs"? WT&^%#***&%$!!!! Sorry everyone.  I will see what I can do.  If not, I might need someone to give me a list of all the cool Halloween blogs that I might need to "re-follow" :(

A crypt of our own

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If I have not said it today - then I will say it again.  I have the best crew in the whole Halloween world. One of my crew did most of the work on this new prop for the yard (but primarily for the party, because at night the screen for the children ghosts will cover it.) For years I have hated that you can see the fence to the patio garden from the street during the day.....and the fact that you can see part of the shop, and husband thinks I am crazy for wanting to paint the shop back (roof and all) or covering it with a really large piece of fabric, you know Christo and Jeane-Claude style.)   So this year we decided to build a crypt wall.  It is four 4x8 panels covered with foam, textured, painted with trim and name plaques added. My clever crew thought it would be fun to put the crews last names on the crypts. Here you can see that it is four 4x8 panels attached. Thelin (the creator) Reid Rinker Sharp Davis (see only roo...

So I ask husband....is a bruise technically blood "shed"?

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I mean, it got out of the veins, just not out of my body, if so I think I made a large sacrifice to the Halloween gods." This is the point that husband mutes the TV and says "What did you just ask me?  And why?" Well, I was thinking about posting how the abbey tried to kill me during set up this weekend.  I have this huge bruise on my arm from one of the panels. Then I thought about it. I actually ran into the panel (with my usual grace and style so I am so glad we do not film at the Graveyard - or I would be very entertaining on YouTube), so technically.... I really should say I tried to kill the abbey and it was just defending itself. I bent down to pick up something stood up and leaned forward at the same time...right into a corner of one of the panels.  I think he took it as a hostel attack, obviously unaware of my famous clumsiness, because he did not budge an inch.  In fact...I think it lunged forward into my arm.  Sure looks like it. I lea...

Hal, doing what he does best

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Supervising. I am pouring more skulls for the Etsy store.  These new ones are coming out a lot lighter.  I really like them.  But with all concrete I cannot guarantee they will stay that way - they might, they might not.  Depends on conditions - outside or inside, in the sun, in the shade.  So they are "grayish" when you get them :D Here are the latest skulls.  I will get these listed in Etsy on Friday.  BTW - one of them might be "signed" by Hal....tried to stop him before he put his paw in the mold.....

Cleaning house....I mean the graveyard

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We are making some new props so we are going to sell some of our older props. First is Comment Box Guy - he is from about 2006 - so this one is going to be hard to let go of.  But we are selling him for $300.   The next one is what we call "Mud o' Vision".  He is a mud man with a TV screen in his head - based on the ghost of Christmas past from Scrooged.  He has a 17" monitor for a head and all of the electronics are hidden inside his chest.  He is selling for $400 We kept the two wall reliefs from the original church facade we sold a few years ago and put them together added some trim pieces and made a free standing prop out of it.  It is selling for $375 So if you have some extra cash lying around.....bring your check book by and take them home with you.

So we will just start from where I am

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I have been obsessing for months on getting back to blogging and how I would do it.  But nothing seems to be the right path. So let us do what I used to do and just start with what happened today that I thought would be interesting to share. We have a cursed prop this year.  The Celtic Cross.  We have built an abbey....how the hell can a monument prop be such a bother! Now we are a talented group, so we thought.....this is a no brainier. We thought wrong.  Let us just say, if something could go wrong or get fucked up on this prop, it happened.  Most of it is my fault....I am fine with that. So we started on the "well,.....that will do slope" - and quickly headed right through without stopping to "I am not putting that in my yard." Today I was looking at where it was, and realized, because of many reasons, I really "checked out" on this prop.  And I knew with the current climate in our house that if I told husband that I wanted to make another ...

Spiders? Really? We had to go there...

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Steve ( the Davis Graveyard Filmfest Director - he as an official directors chair to prove it) made this as part of the intermission video on our last Friday film fest. I still like him anyway :D

Let me in! The zombies are coming!!!!

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So I am not the only one who overreacts

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when it comes to spiders. I hear ya buddy.....

No way that cannot be two spiders

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hanging off my arm? I am sitting here trying to think how I can type something that will come remotely close to the sound of the screaming that was going on in my head at that moment. Nope.....got nothing. Trust me, in my head it was so loud I am deaf now. Welcome my blog friends to another Frog Queen spider story....you are welcome. This journey is going to be long....so grab a bottle of rum and join the frog queen in her throne room while she tells you a new horror story........ When I was smaller - both in age and definitely in size.  We bought an old house.  Cool old farm house, run down as shit....but as a kid you are more inclined to see the possibilities rather than the real picture. And trust me, my "possibility" version did not have spiders in it. I was thinking this might be where I learned to hate spiders.....but, no, there is an older story....I will tell it to you someday....if you are nice, and I can get some th...