Frog on the Pumpkin

hanging off my arm? I am sitting here trying to think how I can type something that will come remotely close to the sound of the screaming that was going on in my head at that moment. Nope.....got nothing. Trust me, in my head it was so loud I am deaf now. Welcome my blog friends to another Frog Queen spider story....you are welcome. This journey is going to be long....so grab a bottle of rum and join the frog queen in her throne room while she tells you a new horror story........ When I was smaller - both in age and definitely in size.  We bought an old house.  Cool old farm house, run down as shit....but as a kid you are more inclined to see the possibilities rather than the real picture. And trust me, my "possibility" version did not have spiders in it. I was thinking this might be where I learned to hate spiders.....but, no, there is an older story....I will tell it to you someday....if you are nice, and I can get some th...

the second time. The started selling this "Unicorn Horn"....designed by someone who did not actually own a cat. My logic: Unicorns, pure animals and goodness and light and rainbows and shit. Cats, let's just say.....practically the opposite. This was idea needed to go back to the drawing board. I am right, it appears that someone who has spent more than an afternoon with at least one of these furry demons got it right. "Evil Unicorn Horn" Brilliant. Not so sure about the "cats love it" claim.....just shows that they never really tried the idea and that picture is likely all Photoshop.  Either to add the horn, or clear up the splatters of human blood that likely to make this happen. I did not read the fine print....but if these were made by real cat owners, there would be spare bandages in every box.