Monday, May 6, 2013

They got it right

the second time.

The started selling this "Unicorn Horn"....designed by someone who did not actually own a cat.



My logic:

Unicorns, pure animals and goodness and light and rainbows and shit.

Cats, let's just say.....practically the opposite.



This was idea needed to go back to the drawing board.

I am right, it appears that someone who has spent more than an afternoon with at least one of these furry demons got it right.

"Evil Unicorn Horn"



Brilliant.

Not so sure about the "cats love it" claim.....just shows that they never really tried the idea and that picture is likely all Photoshop.  Either to add the horn, or clear up the splatters of human blood that likely to make this happen.

I did not read the fine print....but if these were made by real cat owners, there would be spare bandages in every box.

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