Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
Aw...you kids are so cute...love that photo! A very Happy Anniversary to you both! And a belated Happy Halloween as well! :o)
ReplyDeleteAwww! So sweet.
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ReplyDeleteWha. . . . ? Neither one of you look old enough to have been married for 29 years! Congrats!
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ReplyDeleteThe time flies by when you are having fun! Here is to many more years of haunting together!!
Cheers!
Happy Anniversary!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a lovely day celebrating :)
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