Listen, you all know the drill, if you all want to continue to live here than you will bow to the Frog Queens will.
Now-
You fuzz balls, get your paws out of the paint tray and quit bugging me. Seriously, I am not buying that "I'm starving" stare....go away, there is dry food in your dishes.
Yes, husband, the ceiling needs a second coat of paint. I am not saying that to make you crazy, It is a fact.
Listen everyone, the sooner we get this done, the sooner we can all get back to normal.
I bribed husband with a new TV to get him to help, I think the cats want caviar.
See what I have to work with!
I know, hun. Just wait and see what we got you for Christmas. Oh, speaking of that be a doll and don't buy anything in your size from the internet until after Christmas.
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