Wednesday, October 12, 2011

One can never have enough

zombies.  Check out this cool decanter that they are offering over at Think Geek!

Pour us an undead one?

We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!)
Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team.

Product Specifications
  • Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head
  • Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth
  • Closes with a cork stopper (included)
  • Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage
  • Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team

Click here to order!

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