Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
Haha, oh I love that second one!
ReplyDeleteLove the Cthulhu one.
ReplyDeleteOh I want all of them! The Lock Shock and Barrel are awesome!
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the Harley Quin and Poison Ivy!
Oh my! I think I'm in LOVE!!!
ReplyDeletethe edward scissorhands one is just priceless!
ReplyDeleteWould the second one be Edward Scizzorhooves?
ReplyDeleteAh, awesome spin on the My Little Pony series!
ReplyDeleteHa...that's funny! Love the Scissorhands!
ReplyDeleteLOVE Lock, Shock and Barrel, theugh The Angel of Death is amazing. As is Pan. These are great!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I was just bemoaning my loss of my ponie to my cousin when I grew "too old for them." Of course I want them all back now!
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