Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
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ReplyDeleteStop it! Stop it I say! This is all too tempting!
ReplyDeleteI will sending the hubby your way when I have to explain all these purchases I've made lately ;)
SO COOL!
ReplyDeleteOh my! I want too!! My family always plays board games on holidays after dinner. .these would be perfect!
ReplyDeleteI want the Trivial Pursuit and the Monopoly!
ReplyDeleteditto to midnyte!
ReplyDeleteI MUST POSSESS THESE!! You have found my weakness and now I must succumb to my need...
ReplyDeleteOh my! I want them all! Of course i'd probably have to fight my oldest for them. lol
ReplyDeleteNext time we meet up, we can play the Yahtzee game AND the official board game. ;) You'll have to provide the Jenga version.
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