Can I borrow a skeleton?
Not an unreasonable request, around Halloween, friends and co-workers want to borrow things from us for their own parties and stuff, if I can lend it, by all means....help yourself. Like I said, it happens....in October. Not usually in June. No, not much call for skeletons or corpses in June...normally. But as I have pointed out, most of my friends are not normal. Here is what happened a few years back. Friend calls, "Hi Frog Queen, hey, can I borrow one of your corpses or a skeleton in about two weeks?" Frog Queen "Sure, no problem, I can bring it over." Now, in my head I am thinking, hum, I know your wife and I are working on a garden tour fundraiser for our neighborhood school....and I believe the tour is in about, yeah, two weeks exactly...hum.....he has a wicked (and I might add, very funny) sense of humor....and she....does kind of...anyway, the warning bells go off. I mean she is my friend too....and I want to see if I can make sure they are both talking to m...