Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
I've got to find myself one of those! And I'm so close to Newfoundland. You'd think it would be easier.
ReplyDeleteOkay...I want one too. But what's the story on them? Can they only be found in Newfoundland?
ReplyDeleteDon't know the whole story, I got mine from a friend in Canada.
ReplyDeleteOH that is so cool!
ReplyDeleteyours is pretty cool and Morning Star Sausages are yummy if you cook them right.
ReplyDeletein my freezer i have a 1/2 drunk bottle of Brennivin. i got it on a trip to Iceland. It's a schapps they make there. it is also known as the "Black Death". very strong and i tastes awful. the people pound it down like no tomorrow over there.
Very nice, I want one too.
ReplyDeleteLet's don't talk about freezers, I really don't want to know what's at the bottom of mine.
Your freezer is pretty clean! Mine is so full we can't even see the light when we open the door. Very cool bottle. I want one too!
ReplyDeleteTOO FUN! ~ I would love to get one too and fill it with vodka! '-)
ReplyDeleteHave a great week!
Chris (-:
It is Vodka! Very tasty vodka I might ad. But I will never mix it with Red Bull again :)
ReplyDeleteVery neat!
ReplyDeleteYou'd laugh at my freezer. The only thing in there is a small bag of corn.
Yep, no more Red Bull and vodka for you...unless you like the stitched up look. :)
My girlfriend and I have a bottle of that! Haven't opened it yet and don't think we're ever gonna. It's from Dan Aykroyd's company, believe it or not!
ReplyDeleteSerioulsy, Dan Aykrod!! Very clever man. Thanks for sharing that!!
ReplyDeleteI love it. I have already been drinking it. In shots, no Red Bull - I learned my lesson!
Cheers!
Haha! I ran into a bottle the other day that had my name on it. Unfortunately, I have to finish the other bottles first before I'll be able to bring it home.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the design alone is worth the purchase.
Cheers for your treasure!
Oh wow! That's a vodka bottle? Super boss!
ReplyDeleteOur freezer contains an array of meat free, meat-like products, but no awesome vodka skull.