Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
they look perfect!
ReplyDeleteYou give me such ideas!!!! Love the dead fairys!
ReplyDeleteHappy belated xmas!! hope you had fun under the tree!!
ReplyDeleteThey look right at home. But now I think I have to report you to HR ;)
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a lovely Christmas.
they look quite lovely amongst the bows and glitter.... can't wait to catch up on your blog! cheers
ReplyDeleteThey're great! (I sound like Tony the Tiger) Thank you for the card :) Merry Christmas to the both of you, from the both of us.
ReplyDeleteThose are easily the best ornaments I have ever seen, sorry but Im stealing that idea next year too!!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great Christmas, Frog! They should change the last line of the 12 Days of Christmas song to "And a dead fairy in a pear tree". Sounds much better, right?
ReplyDeleteThey look even better than I thought they would...
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