I am feeling bad about Halloween's Spirits pumpkin blight this year....I had the same problem, I cheated and purchased pumpkins and put them in my beds for pictures.
I am in marketing....stretching the truth is my job :D
While I was making labels for my holiday card pumpkin seeds, I got in inspired to create the label for what I call
Frog Queen's Magic Pumpkin Seeds (with bonus!)
Guaranteed to produce perfect pumpkins.
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The Frog Queen's Magic Pumpkin Seeds* live up to their name by producing perfectly shaped, full grown stunningly carved, pumpkins right before your eyes.
Perfect for the hard-working haunter who is busy building props and just cannot make the time to tend a pumpkin patch.
Gone are the hours of toiling in the yard, watering, pouring salt on the slugs, shooting the crows, all for a few sad looking pumpkins....now, every time you walk out to the garden, another perfectly shaped and carved pumpkin is waiting for you to harvest.
Special Bonus
As promised, a bit of extra magic was added to these seeds, each perfectly carved pumpkin comes with a "never go out" candle inside. Rain, wind, snow, lack of oxygen....nothing will put these candles out.**
*Warning...in a few test cases, these magic pumpkins attracted fairies. Do not plant these pumpkin if you have a fairy allergy or have an existing fairy problem.
**Safety Warning - We mean "never go out" literally. Nothing puts them out. Please be mindful of this when you are disposing of or storing your jack o' lanterns.
Disclaimer: Use at your own risk. The frog queen is not responsible for damages by faeries or fire resulting from this product.
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Halloween Spirit - email me your address and I will get a packet of "magic" seeds out your way. chris@davisgraveyard.com
Your blog is always so much fun! Any time I need a "breather", I can always come here and find where my laughter has been hiding out!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, I wish I could! but where would I plant pumpkins? Can you put them in your bath tub, or in a bird bath, or maybe in my cauldron??? Hummm, maybe I can find a spot for them... ya think? GIGGLE OH heck, send them anyway, I'll squeeze them, and hug them, and call them george....
ReplyDeleteWow! Thank you! You've made this the best Christmas ever. I . . . I think I have something in my eye . . . *sniff*
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you, too :D
Halloween Spirit - Ah, you are most welcome my dear. Cheers!
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