My good friend at work sent me this - not really "halloween" related. But very funny.....and the last one if perfect for the frog queen :D Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear J.K. Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic.. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Sincerely, Anonymous Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Yahoo , I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear Nickleback, That's enough. Sincerely, The World Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User My personal fav Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where di...