Saturday, March 19, 2011

If it is not dead


It better be plastic!

So I go into the kitchen to get a drink....it is Friday!!! I am pretty sure there is a bottle of wine around with my name on it.....first I need a drink of water......so I go to the sink to get my glass.

Not to drink the water from the tap.....that is scary, in the not good way!!! I have tasted the water in my city...it will kill you......or try too....

I was distracted for a moment, but here I am,

....back on track.....now. where is my wine opener?

Sorry, it has been a rough week in marketing...

...anyway....I see this!!

WTF!!!

Deep breath, seen this before.... cannot remember what evil (just in case any of you think I am singling you out...I think all of my followers are evil....in that good way I mean) blogger sent it to me...could be Shellhawk could be Dave at Shadowfarm.....they are both way too fond of sending me spiders. They are evil!!!  We all know I like evil...but.......

I hate them :D

JK...no really....both of you.....stop sending me spiders!!!

------- A quick message from the Davis Graveyard cats-----
Do not listen to the frog queen.....we love plastic spiders.....send lots....bags of them....PLEASE!!!
Swat!
........meoooooooow.......

........get away from my keyboard you furry minions!!

No more plastic spiders my blogger friends!!!   I tell you...no more spiders!!!

Cause they are Dor's favorite.

Normally I love my little gray kitty.  She is cute...

...when she is sleeping....

....when she is awake she finds plastic spider to bat around ....she loves the blogger "friends" that keep sending them to me......

...did I mention I hate you all :D

Anyway, I know it is her doing....two reasons:

One, it is a plastic spider - as I have mentioned.....her favorite toy.  She leaves the real spiders to her big brother...who does not kill them....he just corrals them in a corner for me to collect and take outside......little demon cat.  Actually at 18lbs.....big demon cat!!!

Second...she is the only cat in the house that is not afraid of the sink.  Seriously, she would probably jump in the tub with me....she is a freak...what kind of weird cat likes water?!??!?  She is crazy.....

....just like me.  I knew I liked her for a reason.....

anyway.....

......let us see if that reason, and the fact that she is really cute when she is sleeping, can keep her me killing her for scaring the h*ll out of me .....again....

She better be looking really sweet when I find her.......yes, REALLY sweet......

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