Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
::: thud ::: Now instead of being envious of you guys... I just wanna cry!!
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ReplyDeleteIt was really cool to see him lurking throughout the haunt today! Just wish I could have been nearby when he went through our work! :)
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ReplyDeleteI...AM...SO...JEALOUS!!! Oh look, I've just turned a lovely shade of envy green!
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So, you met him?
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ReplyDeletegive a hell-o!
jeremy
iZombie
I am so jealous!!!!
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ReplyDelete*THUD*
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I'm just speechless....wow!! That is so awesome on so man levels....luck you and you deserve it!
and it's for a great cause too!
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