What do you mean? Those would be smashing in front of the double wide! Now if they could just make some kind of spooky slipcover for the ol' Iroc on blocks I might just win me one of them haunter's awards.
Thanks for the support everyone (and your comments cracked me up...especially Mr. Macabre - husband loved that one)....with our combined efforts I think we might win this battle!! :D
...and we're gonna get..... no life during the summer. :) (We are almost done with the Chapel, in fact, if all goes well, most of it goes up tonight. But I have not been documenting it here. So I am going to retrospectively show you through the chapel build.) After a few years of planning, we finally decided to sell the abbey and build a chapel. The plan is that this will be easier to put together than the abbey has been. The abbey took an entire weekend, a scissor lift and an army of people to set up. This new chapel should go up in a few hours. This is the SketchUp plan. Front view from SketchUP Here is the real chapel that we modeled it after. Ardgowan Chapel in Scotland Yeah, we decided to phone it in this year :D
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
we meet again. We are starting over. Completely. No, not the whole yard.....just the church (Westerman Abbey) - I say "just" the church like it is just a small prop in the yard. This is big. Very, very big. I know I am as stunned as all of you.....actually typing it out for the blog is a very scary thing to do. It is more real now. I told you all, so I have to do it. At the moment, we are still in the planning stages. I think our next step is to build the scale model and see what supplies we are going to need. Oh, you have your hand up, do you have a question? "Why I am getting rid of probably one of the largest props in any home haunt?" The answer is in the question. It is bit cumbersome to put up. We had an accident taking it down one year and this year while taking it down the 14' pieces of lumber we damaged (just years of wear and being out in the rain) - the only safe way to put it back up is to rebuild the frame.....and if I have ...
Yikes! Scary for all the wrong reasons, haha! I'll bring the BB machine gun!
ReplyDeleteI believed I called them "abominations" on an episode of Haunt Cast!
ReplyDeleteInflatables, meet my little friend, Mr. Ice Pick and his lovely wife Ms. Serrated Knife.
ReplyDeleteEgads, I dont know which is worse.... SPONGEBOB, or that STUPID Grim on the "short yellow bus" horsey. Wow.
ReplyDeleteOh my, I don't like inflatables. I'll bring the blow torch!
ReplyDeleteI dunno....
ReplyDeleteThey look pretty classy to me.
Just kidding.
Phasers are set to kill!
ReplyDeleteLol - what? A blow-up pirate Sponge Bob doesn't say "Halloween" to you?
ReplyDeleteGiggle.
Have fun - I want pics of the carnage!
Is it ememy as in enemy or emery? I'm so confused.
ReplyDelete(I kind of like the rat though.)
Can you spell T-A-C-K-Y ? Damn things are blot on Christmas too.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? Those would be smashing in front of the double wide! Now if they could just make some kind of spooky slipcover for the ol' Iroc on blocks I might just win me one of them haunter's awards.
ReplyDeleteYou need to quit perusing those horrid sites!! Don't you know the internet is filled with places of terror and fright!?!
ReplyDeleteI am going to put every single one in my yard. The theme? "Inflatable Halloween".
ReplyDeleteBut they're on sale, and who doesn't love a deal...
ReplyDeleteMy eyes are burning...That link should have come with some sort of warning...I thought it was going to be a pic of Katie from WW...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the support everyone (and your comments cracked me up...especially Mr. Macabre - husband loved that one)....with our combined efforts I think we might win this battle!! :D
ReplyDeleteCheers!