Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
I see no problem here! Love the last one; I'm sure my cat has that same thought :D
ReplyDeleteProblem,what problem, I see no problems here! The first one could be the ghost of my cat Tasha, it's about the right size.
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as soon as I saw the first one on ICHC, I thought of you!
ReplyDeleteThat first one totally reminds me of Church
ReplyDeleteI like these because they don't have that incredibly annoying LOL-speak.
ReplyDeleteCarl - Church the name of a pet of yours? :)
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