Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
Too funny! :)
ReplyDeletei just printed this out and i'm going to hang it over my cat's litter box. hopefully she'll get inspired:)
ReplyDeleteLOL! weic? - that is funny!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
I'm almost afraid to check my cat's litter box, we have had a couple of mysterious disappearances in our neighborhood recently. Oh my!
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious!! thanks for the humor!
ReplyDeleteNever underestimate the felines...especially the black ones. We hadn't been paying attention to what Coventina does on our patio by the pool for awhile. She likes to be let out there during the day. Well when my husband went out to sweep the patio, he found a veritable graveyard. A lizard grave yard to be exact. In one area behind the couch was a large number of dead lizard carcasses. Apparently, she has finally learned the hard way not to eat them, lest she get very ill. But apparently that hasn't stopped her thirst for killing. Be afraid of them....be very afraid! :o)
ReplyDeletePopping in to wish you a VONDERFUL weekend.
ReplyDeleteChris (-:
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