Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
I'm not left open mouthed too often. But my jaw is hanging. Wow!
ReplyDeleteWOW! Just WOW! They are truly WOW!
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I bet they'd catch on everything. I can't help it -- I'm practical that way.
ReplyDeleteI agree....that is why you wear them naked in a room with no furniture. LOL! :D
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I am in agreement with Dede & Magaly - WOW!!! Lovely shoes but I can't help but wonder if they are a problem to walk in....
ReplyDeleteThose are the stilettos of The Queen of Air and Darkness!
ReplyDeleteThose are lovely!
ReplyDeleteI agree! Just fantastic.
ReplyDeleteFor a Gothic Cinderella?
ReplyDeleteBeautiful? Yes, most definitely but all I can think of is that I would need to carry more than one box of band aids with me as I walk down the road...or across the room...I am such a klutz...
ReplyDeleteMe too my friend, me to. I think I will just look at them from a far....that has blood loss written all over it! :D
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Holy crap. Awesome and deadly. I'd mount them on my wall!
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