Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
That is beautiful! May you and yours have a wonderful Christmas and may Hallowe'en goodness fill next year every single day!
ReplyDeleteYour tree rocks and so do you! Merry Xmas!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great tree!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and Happy New Year to the Davis Graveyard family!
We like the way you roll!
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ReplyDeleteLooks lovely. Nothing wrong with injecting a little Halloween into Christmas. My headless horseman ornament has a prominent place on my tree!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
(and maybe if I can learn to spell words properly the first time, I won't have to re-do my comments in the coming year!)
Happy Holidays!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I LOVE your tree! Love your wall color too. But that tree ROCKS! And the Santa cap on the skull is GREAT! So glad you shared this pic. Pinning it to Pinterest!
ReplyDeleteHey, if they can have Christmas music and decorations up in the fuggin' stores before Halloween...then dammit! We can put out some ghosts and spider-webs on our trees!
ReplyDeleteWell... I'm a bit late for wishing you a Merry Christmas but at least I can wish you and your family an Happy new year!
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