Friday, December 12, 2008

I found out that

the neighbors of my friends not only had blow up decorations for Halloween. But they have even more for Christmas. I guess we should have seen that coming.

Since this traumatic event, they have decided that you should always go house shopping in December, so you can see the how bad it is going to be. Or it should be disclosed somewhere in the listing.

One of you works in real estate, can't you get that going? I know it is too late for you, but think of all the suffering you will save others.

Wait, I know you, and "stopping the suffering of others" is no more motivation for you than it would be for me.

Again, I guess that is why we are friends.


  1. I think I'll just work out a way to turn off their blowers, fill the inflatable in question with hydrogen, and help it to go all Hindenburg on them and shit.


    Oh excuse me. These are just inflatables. Nevermind.

    I got a little carried away.

  3. Ah yes, I have neighbours with inflatables as well. I love walking past their homes in the early morning before they inflate them for the day. Like a giant inflatables graveyard . . .


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