This is why convenience stores don't sell weapons. You don't have to fight the urge to kill them because it's too damned inconvenient to get the gun. All we can do is hope someone runs over them or that my wish will finally be granted and stupidity will hurt.
Putting stickers on interoffice mail? That isn't torture. Great revenge would be to instruct the people at the Safeway Starbucks to incorrectly make all of the drinks she orders.
This is why convenience stores don't sell weapons. You don't have to fight the urge to kill them because it's too damned inconvenient to get the gun. All we can do is hope someone runs over them or that my wish will finally be granted and stupidity will hurt.
ReplyDeleteI am going to put them on every interoffice mail I send to her until they are gone. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I will find something equally evil for her......
Putting stickers on interoffice mail? That isn't torture.
ReplyDeleteGreat revenge would be to instruct the people at the Safeway Starbucks to incorrectly make all of the drinks she orders.