"See, I am not really a wino"

she said as she took the empty glass that she requested and proceeded to pour half of her white into a the glass and then fill the rest with water. (My jaw dropped)

Husband and I look at each other. Did that really just happen?

NFW!

I dislike white wine as much as the next person :), but I would not even add water!! That is just alcohol abuse!

I finished my pinot noir "water free" thank you very much. I guess I am a wino - but you all knew that. :)

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