Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
Looks great! Wish I had a super cool spot like that to be creative and a chandelier to boot! Congrats!
ReplyDeletewow--looks fabulous!
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely rich color on the walls. It is very elegant indeed.
ReplyDeleteLove that the walls look like leather - at least in my opinion. Very nice & I'm envious!
ReplyDeleteCan you lend me your decorator? I NEED a place like this.
ReplyDeleteFantastic! Excellent taste, as always.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful!
ReplyDeleteWow, that's nice!
ReplyDeleteyou can't possibly work in there. It's entirely too clean. ;)
How elegant! Love the chandelier!
ReplyDeleteYou have to let me get rid of that wireless antenna, it totally throws off the Feng-Shui.
ReplyDeleteIs dat some Robert Smith... of the cure?
ReplyDeleteLOL! I told husband that the antenna has got to go....he promises me that its final resting place in the basement....which is our next project!
ReplyDeleteOh, and yes, of course that is Robert right next to the frog in a wine glass pic....the FQ has many sides :D
Cheers!
Oh good catch Mantan - I didn't even see Robert there. Used to have that Boys Don't Cry t-shirt but I don't know what happened to it. Probably wouldn't fit me anymore anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe FIRST thing I noticed was the Cure poster...which was synchronicity since I happen to be listening the "Pornography" album at the moment! Absolutely LOVE the poster!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! THe chandelier is such a nice touch.
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