Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
I can't believe you ever made the mistake of thinking Dor is "your cat". You well know you are "her human." Get used to it, and life will be easier and longer.
ReplyDeleteNow, go and fan away ;-)
It's funny, I went up to the Seattle Area this past week, and summer hit the day we got there... I apparently brought summer with me from Las Vegas. *Laugh*
ReplyDeleteI, for one, welcome the rule of our feline overlords. Coming, Her Royal Highness!
ReplyDeleteI think Michigan has your weather! 65 & rain right now.
ReplyDeleteI am the subject of 3 royal felines (or pains in the butt - whatever!) They don't require being fanned - they require their people to be pillows.
Luckily her majessty is the only one who needs special food.
Sigh. At least the dog sleeps on the floor.
Cute kitty. This picture makes me miss my cats.
ReplyDelete98 on Sunday seems a little much. I'm dreading volunteering tomorrow in the heat.
ReplyDeleteWell, ya know, cats were once Gods...and they haven't forgotten it. :)
ReplyDeleteSummer had a late arrival here as well. Until this week. September began and suddenly . . . it's fall.
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