Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
It's beautiful! And I'm sure you could have it plated or anodised!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
That seems like something from Alan Moore's jewelry box.
ReplyDeleteDoes it come in glow-in-the-dark plastic? That would be cool too.
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ReplyDeleteSpooky.
ReplyDeleteI think I need this! Do you know where these are being sold?
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome....
ReplyDeleteAnd, you know -- gold gets you good money right now. I actually sold my wedding band a few weeks ago. It was purchased for 300 dollars originally, and one of those Buy Gold places paid me 85 bucks for it.
I consider that a good deal, given the nature of the whole Used Gold industry....
I am not messing with you then.
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