Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
Maybe the person who took the photo is the lone survivor of the carnage ...or the one who found the bodies.
ReplyDeletePoor kitty!
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oh the shame in those little eyes...
ReplyDeleteoh my...not one in my herd would let me do that...id be missing an appendage of their choice
ReplyDeleteI love it! My dog is going to be a giant barking spider this year.
ReplyDeleteOh, you can see the hate daggers coming out of those eyes! I'd be afraid to go to sleep after that episode!
ReplyDeleteNope. My dog occasionally wears a bandana, but the cats are happily naked.
Haha! Thanks for the laugh. :)
ReplyDeleteI love the look on the cat's face.
ReplyDeleteSuch poise and dignity.
ReplyDeleteDogs take this sort of thing with quiet martyrdom. I wonder if the cat's human still has all its limbs and eye sight?
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