Thursday, October 13, 2011

I want to work for a company

that will let me do this. Really, I think I just found my dream job!!

One Midwest Ace hardware store has created a Zombie Preparedness Center aimed at those who want to keep their brains from becoming dinner for the undead. However, being a business, the store has also reached out to the zombie community, offering sealants and tapes that will help keep zombies from being hampered by decay… Kind of defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?

I suggest we shop at ACE Hardware from now on!! :D


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