Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
The first mug looks so nice and evocative, I need a mug like this for the tea I drink in autumn. The second one is cool too.
ReplyDeleteHa! Where did you find a mug like that?
ReplyDeleteNever give people "ideers" . . . .
ReplyDeleteI love Halloweenish coffee mugs :)
ReplyDeleteThat one is so funny!
Fun mug but I agree - don't give anyone any ideas ;)
ReplyDeleteI love it, that would be a hit at the Coroner's office for sure.
ReplyDeleteGoneferalinID - I bet it would at your job!!!LOL! I will see if I can find out where to get them.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Use the tall mug for hot choc!
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