Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
ACK! Bowling can be cool! I always liked the bowling ball in the movie "Mystery Men".
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, loved Mystery Men (but I will watch anything with Eddie Izzard in it! :D)
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ha! these are great..thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteThese are amazing. I'm already seeing the faces of the other players when they realize that what is rolling on the alley is a severed head.
ReplyDeleteAh! So freaking awesome! Nice find! I would totally take up bowling if that was what I could bowl with! Too cool.
ReplyDeleteThose are . . . are . . . just wow, man.
ReplyDeleteWowie wow wow! Love em!
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