Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
Halloween is up at Cracker Barrell too! I can smell the season in the air already!
ReplyDeleteHooray for junk!
ReplyDeleteYay! Still waiting for them to coming out here.
ReplyDeleteLucky! The only Halloween things at our Dollar Tree are a bunch of rubber body parts. :( That does not fit with my Halloween decorating style!
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ReplyDeleteI have never been god with cobweb: as I had neither the patience nor the skills to stretch it properly, it always ended up looking like snow.
Mm, mm, creepy greenish skully; me likes those too!
ReplyDeleteI am so ready....
ReplyDeleteI actually bought two of the door knockers to revise and touch up..for a buck I couldnt say no!
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