Happy National Donut Day from the Davis Graveyard
Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
I love the indents on each layer where he hit, lol. I would definitely go to this wedding, or divorce- either way it would be interesting!
ReplyDeleteD'you think the groom should be worried? *evil bwahahaha!*
ReplyDeleteGood stuff! I'm betting that he failed to get a prenup and she's getting it all.
ReplyDeleteDear hubby would say that this shows what it's really like to be married - dangerous and bloody!
I'd lay my bet on "divorce cake."
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the photo on my dashboard I was thinking fantastic Divorce party cake.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!! Perfect divorce cake. At a wedding, it might scare off the groom. <:O
ReplyDeleteI dunno...depends...if the groom is a Halloween forum member! He'd prolly like it!
ReplyDeleteLol - this is awesome! Only marry someone with as sick a sense of humour as you!
ReplyDeleteI agree - I hope it is a wedding cake, cause that is awesome. I posted it because I knew us haunters would appreciate it!
ReplyDeleteI am lucky to have a great husband that would LOVE that as a wedding cake.
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