Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Husband asks

"what if you get too many spiders?"

Hum....what exactly does too many spiders look like?

....how scary would that be?



Okay, that right there - is frickin scary people

....what force in the world lets something like that happen?

Seriously, I cannot sleep at night knowing that something like this could materialize over my bed.

Forget ghosts and zombies and axe murders....

I don't care how "not afraid of spiders" you are.....that is just all kinds of wrong.

BTW - I am off to buy a flamethrower....up until this moment in my life I never thought I would need one...but after seeing this picture......now I do....oh yes, I really do.

16 comments:

  1. Afraid, not afraid, it doesn't really matter because, as disgusting as that picture is, those aren't spiders! :-) They're harvestmen, and have neither fangs nor venom... and they're REALLY gross especially in that... um... formation? Blech!

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  2. Ewwww! I'm pretty good at letting most things survive if they make it in to the house and I can safely get them outside.....spiders however....Yuck!

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  3. LOL use that chipmonk spider I posted. giggle

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  4. That is truly horrifying. Nothing scarier than spiders.

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  5. Daddy Long Legs, aka Harvestmen are still freaky, even though they don't bother me. Did you guys know they have a defense mechanism? They put out a stink so that predators won't eat them. If you stick one in a small plastic bag or container and shake the hell outta hit, then quickly uncap it and smell...you will smell it. We use to put them in a cigarette cellophane wrapper to show the kids that they stink.

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  6. LOL!

    They look like spiders...I say that is guilt by association! :D

    Cheers!

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  7. That looks really freaky!

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  8. Every time I see this photo, I think of pubic hair. How sick is that?

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  9. Sweet little Daddy Longlegs! What is your problem, lady? ;)

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  10. Sweet little daddy long legs!!?!?!?

    LOL! Are you insane?:D

    Sweet?!?....they still have eight legs!!

    And that is just way too many of them....way to many.

    ...way to many....did I mention that that was way too many? :D

    BTW - you guys crack me up. Thank you for helping me with my personal spider therapy! :D

    Cheers!

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  11. I really hate it when I come by here and am forced to face my phobias. I demand you to stop finding these hideous photos!

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  12. That is heinous.:(

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  13. Daddy long legs for some reason are the creature that causes me the greatest shudder of revulsion. If I saw that on my house anywhere I'd be in a mental institution for all time. In fact, a similar shot appears in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and was the most revolting thing in the movie if you ask me.

    I've recently been told that the daddy long legs is actually extremely venomous, more poisonous than any spider, and they're only harmless to us because their mandibles aren't strong enough to break our skin. I don't know if this is true or not. I've been too lazy to look it up. All I know is that I don't like them anywhere near me.

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  14. Read my comment earlier, Mr. John... they aren't even spiders (not that it makes me like 'em any more or less!) and they have no fangs or venom. It's an old myth... I still don't like 'em around me, but they're utterly harmless.

    And apparently they gather like this for some kind of temperature control thing, like honeybees do.

    But by golly they are just gross! Harmless, but grooosssss!

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  15. And scary....gross and scary....really, really scary!

    :D

    Cheers!

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