Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Two words that should never

be used in the same sentence at anytime in this universe.

"Spiders" and "thousands"

I knew you all knew that, just a little reminder.

Thanks to me a my big mouth about my group prop idea I have been getting a great amount of spider emails.

Thank you all......I will remember your "kindness".

Yes I will.

You can be certain of that.

Yesterday when I got home I had at least 5 emails about the literally "boat load of spiders" that tried to dock in Guam.

From the sounds of it, I think they might have been driving.

Somewhere in the article I read "thousands of spiders swarmed the dock..."

it probably continued to read "and ate every ones brains..."

But I had to quit reading . . . . self preservation kicked in.

I now know this for certian.

I do believe the world is ending.....run for your lives!!! :D

7 comments:

  1. What did I tell you about these spider posts? I don't even want to begin to imagine a boat load of spiders in Guam or anywhere else for that matter! Horrors! :o(

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  2. Y'know I've been keeping quiet, figured I'd done enough damage to your psyche by contributing to the spider mayhem with videos and pics...but I see that you are in fact a masochist...you know you actually enjoy the pain that the existance of spiders causes you. So because I enjoy your blog and have neglected my own....I will endeavor to spend the afternoon coming up with something ebil...errr evil....But first I must investigate this boat load of spiders....hmmmm that gives me an idea......bwaha ha ha hah ahahhaha

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  3. I'm not even afraid of spiders and that story made me go "eeeek!"
    Sorry I was one of the ones to torture you with this story....lol.
    Somehow, why do I have a feeling that Spider Ship will show up as a made for SyFy movie in a few months?

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  4. Spiders are pretty bad, but they're no match for the dreaded BEDBUG!
    Seriously -- look them up. Compared to some insects, spiders are our white knights!

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  5. That would be one wacky boat ride! I'm sure you have plenty of webs in your arsenal, but here's a link to make your own.
    http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-Spider-Silk-Thread/

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  6. You know, they say that no matter where you are in the world, you are never more the six feet away from a spider!!

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  7. Okay...the replies to this post are possibly even more disturbing than the post itself...eeegads! Bedbugs are another thing that freaks me out totally and not I have to be left alone to contemplate the 'better left UNKNOWN' fact that no matter where I am, there is a damn spider within 6 feet. I SO did not want to know that!

    On another note...where do you think that spider infested ship went to once it was turned away? I sure as heck hope it wasn't head to the U.S. :o(

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