Harold the Gravedigger squinted through the pre-dawn mist. A low, guttural groan echoed through the Davis Graveyard, sending a shiver down his spine. Not the usual mournful sighs of the restless dead, no. This was a sound more…sugary. More…sprinkled. Harold gripped his shovel tighter. The rumors had begun a week ago – whispers of a giant, sentient donut rolling through the cemetery at night, leaving a trail of sticky frosting and disembodied sprinkles in its wake. Tonight, he'd finally catch the culprit red-handed (or, should he say, red-glazed?). As the groan grew louder, a monstrous shape lumbered out of the fog. It was a donut, alright, but colossal. Its glazed surface shimmered under the moonlight, studded with malevolent chocolate chips and a single, menacing gumball eye. A chorus of disembodied moans rose from the disturbed graves as the donut flattened several headstones with an indifferent squish. Harold, adrenaline coursing through him, charged. "Hey, sprinkle-brained...
Very cool! Let us know if it's any good or if it all goes to your head! :)
ReplyDeleteThe question is.... do you drink all the bottles of said wine?! (and if so, do you prop build WHILE you drink the wine?!? hahah)
ReplyDeleteCOOL & more wine is always good!
ReplyDeleteOH and more Martinis 2! '-)
SpOOky CK (-:
Im the worst wine taster, it takes at least half a bottle for me to tell if I like it >=D
ReplyDeletebecause we are all lushes and you have the Wine Aerator! (oh and the really cool party patio!!!) :)
ReplyDeleteOh, now that is cool! The closest I've seen to this is The Vampire Lestat wine bottle, which was cool, too. I'm not a wine drinker, but even I would buy this for the bottle! Is it any good?
ReplyDeleteOh my the wine has lost it's head...
ReplyDeleteA glass of wine is always good. I like the label.
ReplyDeleteI'm a sucker for 'spooky' wine labels. I bought several at our local World Market over Halloween. No Headless though. Rats!
ReplyDeleteOh my stars! I just posted about a Halloween wine on my blog! What a nice coincidence! :-) I love the label on yours, and hope that the wine was just as entertaining!
ReplyDelete(And to Becca. .your comment is worth at least a big groan, and an eye roll! lol)
I love the Headless Horseman - this would be the best to serve at Halloween!
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