"Did you know that

one of the other houses on the tour has a corpse skeleton in a pit?" Says a lady to me as she is now touring my yard and notices that small graveyard set up in my yard, right next to my garden shed.
Now, in my head I am wanting to say something clever like "Yes, did you not know this was the Ardenwald "haunted" secret garden tour? Did I forget to put that on the walking map?"

But instead I say, "Really? I had no idea." (cause, remember......I am evil)

She is very excited to tell me how I should really go check it out and introduce myself. "They like gardening and spooky stuff, I am sure you would be the best of friends!"

I smile to myself, and think, yes, in fact, we are :)

Comments

  1. Carrie MaeAugust 6, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    This story gets cuter and cuter as it goes. It makes me giggle.

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  2. I Like Horror MoviesAugust 6, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    Thats too funny, if only she knew =D

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  3. gamgeeAugust 6, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    HAHAHAH! im evil too. we are just evil.

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  4. The Man-CaveAugust 6, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    Frog Queen - I gave you an award/tag. Please check my blog whenever you get a chance. =)

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  5. DraceneaAugust 9, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Muwahaha!

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